Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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