My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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