I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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