you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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