It's Friday. Sex?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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