saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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