You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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