dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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