I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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