When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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