you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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