return my video game
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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