SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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