Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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