belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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