Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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