absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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