We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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