you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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