no, he came in my armpit
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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