I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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