Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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