so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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