how can u be prego again
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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