Is it because I queefed?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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