why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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