So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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