At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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