Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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