I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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