Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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