I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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