I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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