She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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