the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
North Korea, Best Korea!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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