wakey wakey hands off snakey
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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