He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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