No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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