Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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