Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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ugly people sure do ruin things
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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