do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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