We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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