do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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