I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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