Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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