Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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