I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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