And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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