She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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