Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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