oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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