Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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