My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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