so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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