He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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