how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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