Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
